Best Colon Cleaning .com is Hiring
WE WANT YOU! To Poop Your Brains Out!
Job Description
Why work a Dirty Job in a factory or cow field cleaning up others peoples crap. When you can get paid to take your own dam dump. Well the folks over at WorkPop.com have come up with a formula to what your Mr. Poo is worth. That is if your able to take a crap at work.
But what if a company came along and said, we got a great job for yah. Instead of sneaking around the office cubicles doing that wedge poo poo dance with your newspaper hidden in your armpit. Will pay you to poop.
That’s right, were looking for someone that really loves to talk about Poop….Come on we all got one of those friends that just doesn’t know how to behave at the couples dinner party. Who enjoys trying out a new toilet vs. mingling over cocktails.
This is not some strange medical study where we keep zapping you with shock therapy or cage you up in a room or compare your dancing skills to a monkey. This is just a fun colon cleansing blog that is looking for its next poop colon cleansing star.
If you know how to write (better then this job description), have an outgoing personality to be in front of a camera. And want to get paid to poop. Then we have got the job for you!
Benefits of this part time gig to become a dedicate writer & video blogger
for BestColonCleaning.com
Your benefits package will include
-All the FREE colon cleansing pills that you can eat. Yes will start you off on a free colon cleanse so that you can loose up to 25 pounds of meals that are stuck in your 5 foot long colon tube. So go ahead and cancel that gym membership.
-High fiber all natural dieting instructions.
-Tons of fruit juicer mixes, you could be the next star on WillItBlend.com
-Free colon cleansing recipes
-Opportunity to become an internet famous super star online. Kind of like the Mac or Dell guy on TV. It’s just that you’ll be known as that colon cleanse but guy or gal.
-We don’t pay in pesos or pennies, these are real American dollars. Which are worth piddle squat to you Europeans reading this. But for the rest of you Americans, you could actually make a part time living with this paid monthly retainer position
In just a few short month’s of pooping your brains out. You will move from karate green belt to colon cleanse master black belt.
This is a flexible remote position, you don’t have to come stink up are office and clog are toilets to work for us.
Freelancers & Interns welcome to try to get college credit for this unusual internet marketing/journalist internship. It’s a resume builder that is sure to get you at least into the fast track of the growing janitorial profession.
- You will need to be reliable, have access to you own toilet or port-o-john, computer, be available for conference calls from time to time and be able to post your updates and promote your work on a weekly basis.
If you’re actually excited about this freelance opportunity.
Here is what we need from you
1.An original clever blog post about colon cleansings. Minimum 300 to 500 word essay that we have your permission to post on the site.
2.Cover letter explaining why you would be a good colon cleanse experimenter
3.Optional gold star task. Post a video on Youtube that links back to BestColonCleaning.com explaining why you want to be the spokesperson for the site and reason for becoming a colon cleanse tip master.
Please send to coloncleaning@gmail .com
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