Why You’re Plumber Will Thank You For Not Using Bowtrol Colon Cleanse Product.
According to the product description, Bowtrol is a bowel cleansing product that is all-natural, and allows for you to have a sparkly clean colon. Blah. And why do you need a cleaner colon? Because you have anal inspections twice a day to make sure you are bright and shiny clean? Listen, although not many people talk about it, poop is a fact of life. Everyone poops. Some more than others. Sometimes we feel sluggish and constipated. Sometimes we feel like we spend more time on the toilet with a good magazine than anywhere else. And who hasn't been stuck in the bathroom at work for long, grueling minutes where you just wish something, ANYTHING, would move?
However, Bowtrol colon cleanse and similar products, are just not the answer. They claim to gently stimulate your body into having regular bowel movements. Bowel movements? Yes. Gentle? Not on your life. I have tried it and I will now tell you the rest of the story. The reality of what happens when you take this product is..(are you ready for this? If you are eating lunch while reading a review on colon cleansing, then I don't need to give you the caveat warning of what is about to come your way...) explosive diarrhea. It cleans your colon, all right, brighter and shinier than a brand new nickel. One of the product's selling points is that you will wake up rejuvenated and feeling refreshed in the morning, because you have regular bowel movements which keeps you happy and chipper.
Let me tell you, there is nothing happy OR chipper about being on the toilet with explosive diarrhea for two hours straight, first thing in the morning. It is enough to pretty much foul your entire day. The product claims to be all natural, but the FDA does not regulate this type of herbal product. You could be ingesting a combination of ragweed, corn husks and poison ivy for all you know. I would not recommend this product to anyone considering colon cleansing product. The human body is amazing all on its own, and if we were meant to have shiny pretty colons, I'm sure the whole poop chute system would have been rerouted a different direction.
Do youself a favor, and don't try to change the natural rhythm of your body's movements. Your colon will thank you. (And if your colon doesn't, your plumber will.)
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