Does your colon have a name? Well this guy sent in a weird colon cleansing review about his colon...aka george. Here is one guyes experience for how to name your colon?
Well, my colon is actually named George. Yes, I named my colon due to the constant conversations "George" has with me. For example, yesterday I was watching TV, when all of a sudden "George" started making a lot of ruckus. Then next thing I know, meaning twenty minutes later, I was in the bathroom, letting "George" take care of business as he usually does.
After I was done in the bathroom I went out with a couple of friends, and we talked about famous people’s colons. We especially talked about George Clooney’s colon, which had recently been in a magazine for a rare interview. Afterwards I went home, ate a lot of cheese and finished reading a book that I had started the previous day. When who would you know started talking to me again, yes, that’s right my colon, “George”, he thought it would be nice to finally mention to me that I am allergic to cheese and that he is forbidden me to ever eat it again, because it was wreaking havoc on him, my colon, “George”.
So I thought I would be nice and respect his wishes and stop eating cheese so that my colon would be happy and so would I.